Tuesday, October 31, 2006

One Sunday Morning

I just thought I'd share this story with you all.

A few weeks ago, one sunny Sunday morning, I happened upon a religious nut in the street handing out leaflets about how we're all doomed to hell. I find this kind of thing highly annoying but for some reason I stopped to listen to him.

He was more entertaining than the usual ones I see. He was shouting and gesticulating wildly like a madman, and generally putting on a show. I was slightly puzzled when he got to his bit about people not keeping holy the sabbath day, so I asked him why he wasn't at mass. He replied by shouting "Oh, Christ!!!" and running off at full speed toward the nearest church, dropping his leaflets as he went.

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