Friday, November 10, 2006

Do You Need Anybody?

I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to love.

Well actually I've already got someone to love. Unfortunately, as usual, there's no love comin back my way. So I'll settle for someone to hold. Any takers? Didn't think so...

I just wonder sometimes what I do wrong with girls. Maybe I shouldn't pull their hair. Or spit so often. And maybe they don't like it when I kick their pets or make them cry. Or shout in their ears when they fall asleep in my arms...

For any idiots out there, THIS POST WAS A JOKE. I never let them fall asleep in my arms. That might be uncomfortable for me. I make them sleep on the ground outside.

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